tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11046564026516204642024-03-05T10:51:15.337-08:00Pime B-SidesI fly like paper, get high like planesAgihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.comBlogger101125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-6300184130361617592008-05-27T17:35:00.001-07:002008-05-27T18:09:13.971-07:00he's done it againBlogger just wasn't doing it for me anymore. As the great Bill O'Reilly would say, "the fucking thing sucks!" Actually, my taste has been growing more esoteric over the past few months, and B-Sides was always temporary. Last week I discovered a new platform, one that has unlocked my deepest darkest fantasies and brought them to life.<br /><br /><a href="http://pime.tumblr.com/">Come join me will ya</a>?<br /><br />P.S. Update your <a href="http://pime.tumblr.com/rss">feed monster</a>.Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-56532053601483025952008-05-24T08:18:00.000-07:002008-05-24T08:21:04.562-07:00sour grapes<div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>Party leaders accused the actors Harrison Ford and Cate Blanchett yesterday of promoting crude, anti-Soviet propaganda in their new film, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. They have urged Russian moviegoers to boycott the film and told Ford, 65, not to visit the country.</blockquote></div><br /><br /><a href="http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/article3994888.ece">Indiana Jones and the wrath of the Communist Party</a>Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-49651098243298216142008-05-23T19:11:00.000-07:002008-05-23T19:12:23.757-07:00restatement of principles<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yoN6XfyQsr4&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yoN6XfyQsr4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-43690111977030775782008-05-23T06:27:00.000-07:002008-05-23T06:28:59.695-07:00oh, the horror<blockquote>"It was a contractor IT error. It was not the fault of the Sydney Football Stadium or the FFA." </blockquote><br /><br /><a href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23749386-29277,00.html">Apology given after anthem gaffe</a>Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-72339430067162403422008-05-23T06:24:00.000-07:002008-05-23T06:25:34.384-07:00weezer hearts youtube<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI">Go see how and why</a>.Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-34269476270752945432008-05-22T19:40:00.000-07:002008-05-22T19:42:56.909-07:00golden haze<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgifRu2q_FoXePHiK_sAlh1-j5slPxBAHWqn-9GCcGz-muVR2hyphenhyphena6NA8UjSMLUuaQVeYQW6TZVjwplGYp-9ThkO5Vv4RdLHPuymBmnHI8lwcSu2lxMNdGMV1Q-G9JDAX_SoKYiQXcjPF_-L/s1600-h/golden.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203397793139048450" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgifRu2q_FoXePHiK_sAlh1-j5slPxBAHWqn-9GCcGz-muVR2hyphenhyphena6NA8UjSMLUuaQVeYQW6TZVjwplGYp-9ThkO5Vv4RdLHPuymBmnHI8lwcSu2lxMNdGMV1Q-G9JDAX_SoKYiQXcjPF_-L/s400/golden.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Just <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nz6Rq1Pvh0">going with the flow </a>on this one... </div>Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-48340239501151001242008-05-22T18:27:00.000-07:002008-05-22T18:29:52.512-07:00after a couple vodka tonics and a handful of ludes janie decided to exercise<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/v1tufV0u5Ec&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/v1tufV0u5Ec&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-53720766306362355272008-05-22T05:57:00.001-07:002008-05-22T05:57:59.596-07:00just a flesh wound<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oO5soX3iLtk&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oO5soX3iLtk&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-56617476616770466362008-05-21T06:34:00.000-07:002008-05-21T06:36:45.851-07:00wwld?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvrliRzkhTJ3_pZo-ZmmjdV-TqmngDlfWhnzeILd9kXqRkpB1qtXYEwOSqIjvFR4WpIKoFVY7fO2hvtQcM5qk93z3qgdaD6MpMR4h7w81N4MQUmifB76PCAXvr1Ae9j0nb2ndd_k39ENsL/s1600-h/lenin.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvrliRzkhTJ3_pZo-ZmmjdV-TqmngDlfWhnzeILd9kXqRkpB1qtXYEwOSqIjvFR4WpIKoFVY7fO2hvtQcM5qk93z3qgdaD6MpMR4h7w81N4MQUmifB76PCAXvr1Ae9j0nb2ndd_k39ENsL/s400/lenin.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202824228308842802" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-1020842/Resistance-futile-Lenin-gets-overlooked.html">Resistance is futile when Lenin gets overlooked</a><br /></div>Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-1860000662111543702008-05-18T15:16:00.000-07:002008-05-18T15:19:44.247-07:00if you'd like to make a call<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmucvNiFBXo1P3xmd9SyiT0Uu6BIPrWPaJSoX824XIRERLFEVPAOxdtizbd-NDJbk9nfkjZlwntxpYgvS5reMgJ3vSKgZ2bugEOXPQ0-hYXSqoTZ1LfeO7WGKNrJWd_6H_jPYYPefCuEzR/s1600-h/phone.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmucvNiFBXo1P3xmd9SyiT0Uu6BIPrWPaJSoX824XIRERLFEVPAOxdtizbd-NDJbk9nfkjZlwntxpYgvS5reMgJ3vSKgZ2bugEOXPQ0-hYXSqoTZ1LfeO7WGKNrJWd_6H_jPYYPefCuEzR/s400/phone.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5201845856233650418" border="0" /></a>Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-79561795698184464252008-05-18T08:02:00.000-07:002008-05-18T08:03:00.561-07:00a tribute to anton chigurh<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i0pg8I9PdoI&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i0pg8I9PdoI&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-67676557327100548742008-05-17T09:58:00.000-07:002008-05-17T09:59:34.385-07:00arms wide open<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4vHV0UokBDpXnQbEDBbN6KKjXn9ygRnleYNTMpcISloIACOvJZgtCdjqA6CWmQTG4fzou8La_sQS1QhsmwtBekox1B59q9b7NOoBkb4_DEINii1iD1CH1JscbAWlQTqI4cIdMBMMT8Y4j/s1600-h/brasil+copa+america.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5201392221787846882" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4vHV0UokBDpXnQbEDBbN6KKjXn9ygRnleYNTMpcISloIACOvJZgtCdjqA6CWmQTG4fzou8La_sQS1QhsmwtBekox1B59q9b7NOoBkb4_DEINii1iD1CH1JscbAWlQTqI4cIdMBMMT8Y4j/s400/brasil+copa+america.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div> </div><div>Vagner Love and Julio Baptista winning the Copa America 2007 for Brazil.</div>Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-60046742598530147632008-05-17T09:53:00.001-07:002008-05-17T09:56:04.247-07:00when we was fab<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRs0q3NoCLaYy6jjzMYUg4khS910NgfYYNsDxerw5RuaI-xf6HY-MB-vYQReywEdGlMAcVEp8WVOTPwRhzho9yDWPWUdQDc4PadC4KWspDiXxVA8UAd_Nt566dRajC_YufbnNMqYf-CxVw/s1600-h/fabregas+adebayor.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5201391173815826642" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRs0q3NoCLaYy6jjzMYUg4khS910NgfYYNsDxerw5RuaI-xf6HY-MB-vYQReywEdGlMAcVEp8WVOTPwRhzho9yDWPWUdQDc4PadC4KWspDiXxVA8UAd_Nt566dRajC_YufbnNMqYf-CxVw/s400/fabregas+adebayor.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div> </div><div>Emmanuel and Cesc. </div>Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-24400828442025311432008-05-16T18:27:00.000-07:002008-05-16T18:32:54.714-07:00agi's top three prospective juror excuses for avoiding serving on the r. kelly case<ol><li>I would change the age of consent. </li><li>I (heart) R. Kelly </li><li>I blame R. Kelly for Sept. 11</li></ol><p></p><p></p>Let's remember what <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-r-kelly-trial-12-ways-to-get-out-of-jury-duty,0,6790692.story">he's on trial for...<br /></a><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ir_qkZ7kgJs&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ir_qkZ7kgJs&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-53061046041779068862008-05-16T17:48:00.000-07:002008-05-16T17:50:55.507-07:00por favor<blockquote>IMPORTANT: Before booking your selling, please remember: <br /><br />The purchase of this ticket does not admit refund.<br /><br />Do not fold the printed ticket.<br /><br />The selling in advance does not have any reduction or exemptions, only children under six years will be free entrance.</blockquote><br /><br /><a href="http://www.museodelprado.es/en/ingles/exposiciones/info/en-el-museo/goya-los-anos-de-la-guerra/">The Prado</a> could use a <a href="https://www.gtp.es/prado/oberonweb_venta/">better translator</a>.Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-27380852724076924942008-05-15T06:11:00.000-07:002008-05-15T06:14:57.648-07:00and next week they'll be borrowing against frozen orange juice futures<div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>The centerpiece of Schwarzenegger's budget is a novel plan to ask voters for permission to borrow $15 billion from Wall Street against future earnings of the state lottery, and to temporarily raise the state portion of sales taxes -- now 6.25% -- by 1 percentage point if voters reject the proposal in November.<br /><br />"As the deficit grew these past few months, I knew that we could not solve this crisis by cuts alone," the governor said in presenting his proposals. "We had to get creative."</blockquote></div><br /><br />Yeah, I guess you could call that <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/local/politics/cal/la-me-budget15-2008may15,0,1976525.story">creative</a>.<br /><br />I prefer the Governor when he's being <a href="http://pimebsides.blogspot.com/2008/03/but-were-still-fantastic.html">a bit more honest</a>.Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-85823814876137473822008-05-14T21:32:00.000-07:002008-05-14T21:34:02.071-07:00welcome to the avalon, 2007<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqjw1HevhyphenhyphenZp_UMAxJqkS89WvSgyCyuS08w86QZkMM3A-k40qpjb6t8BNAHSH0pPfuNRGrSsJ58N9CiZeYFQt2gkmpZ5OI5GTiGr49zIbEpk1uCrZSkjL8N23MHQeyTWpDw0oNpuYcGFts/s1600-h/south+beach.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqjw1HevhyphenhyphenZp_UMAxJqkS89WvSgyCyuS08w86QZkMM3A-k40qpjb6t8BNAHSH0pPfuNRGrSsJ58N9CiZeYFQt2gkmpZ5OI5GTiGr49zIbEpk1uCrZSkjL8N23MHQeyTWpDw0oNpuYcGFts/s400/south+beach.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200458165185214658" /></a>Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-77437641474071883532008-05-14T18:54:00.000-07:002008-05-14T18:57:04.476-07:00you know you're a redneck when<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKkJFkTdGUHDpYIRYNkgvL-22juIyWpy-qj3pAolEDlKBCxwcM04UL4zI98iFbmqbAVdDHdTEMXt8kIpQiNrREP8dhyOSNz26fuWHKgvoIJsMW_I-oS4Qw7iREL6lH9pASL37mrm-XoBsP/s1600-h/jerk+off.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200417234146883762" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKkJFkTdGUHDpYIRYNkgvL-22juIyWpy-qj3pAolEDlKBCxwcM04UL4zI98iFbmqbAVdDHdTEMXt8kIpQiNrREP8dhyOSNz26fuWHKgvoIJsMW_I-oS4Qw7iREL6lH9pASL37mrm-XoBsP/s400/jerk+off.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div> </div><div>You eat dried animal products with rednecks on the label.</div>Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-8958679892655626742008-05-13T19:50:00.000-07:002008-05-13T19:53:18.199-07:00domestic violence never looked so cool<object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JkEwk7wZVV8&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JkEwk7wZVV8&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />I'm digging <a href="http://www.thekills.tv/">The Kills</a> new album <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Midnight-Boom-Kills/dp/B0012IWHKU">Midnight Boom</a></em>, but me thinks the concerned proggel folk will not dig their latest video.Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-6501247951554917942008-05-13T17:51:00.000-07:002008-05-13T17:52:56.753-07:00the craze sweeping the nation<a href="http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2008/04/photobombers-of-day.html">Photo-bombing!</a>Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-36095783383844981112008-05-12T20:00:00.000-07:002008-05-12T20:03:05.160-07:00dig yourself, lazarus dig yourself...<blockquote><p align="justify">When the deputy opened the last closed door, she smelled "decaying matter" and noticed something piled on what appeared to be a toilet. Lewis told her it was Middlesworth's body, the complaint said.<br /><br />Lewis told the deputy that Middlesworth had died about two months earlier, but that God told her Middlesworth would come to life if she prayed hard enough. She said she couldn't say anything more until she spoke with her "superior" — Bushey, 57, also known as Bishop John Peter Bushey.</p></blockquote><br /><a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jQr7TDbDfAJCFc-5nLhVB3-cAdugD90IFL6G1">Kids, mom lived with 90-year-old's corpse for weeks in Wis.</a><br /><br />via <a href="http://iloveamericamorethananyone.com/?p=1528">We Love America More Than Anyone</a>Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-11550323470061965562008-05-12T19:34:00.000-07:002008-05-12T19:37:04.431-07:00email i just received from oc weekly<blockquote><p>Win a Kobe Bryant Vitamin Water Package!</p></blockquote><p><br /><br />Huh? </p><p>Now there's two things I don't need: vitamin water and basketball.<br /><br />Agi don't play that. </p>Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-62158943221999541692008-05-12T19:29:00.000-07:002008-05-12T19:30:32.307-07:00i just gotta sayThem folks at UEFA did a stellar job on the <a href="http://en.euro2008.uefa.com/tournament/teams/index.html">Euro 2008 site</a>.<br /><br />25 days to go.Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-55456884410447199242008-05-11T09:47:00.000-07:002008-05-11T09:51:41.720-07:00why i like arseblog<div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>Tomas Rosicky will miss Euro2008. In fact, I have exclusive news. Tomas Rosicky has been ruled out of life until 2019.<br /><br />I need a fucking breakfast roll and some coffee and the only thing I have is the coffee. I would trade you all the coffee I had for a breakfast roll now. I may have to go to Tesco. I can’t drive though because I’m still about 92 over the limit. Walking is for cunts. Jesus, this is one shit morning.<br /><br />More tomorrow.</blockquote></div><br />It ain't just any Arsenal blog - <a href="http://arseblog.com/WP/2008/05/10/bleeeeeeuuuuurrrrrrghh/">it's fuckin' excellent</a>.Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1104656402651620464.post-11328684215809212022008-05-11T08:24:00.000-07:002008-05-11T08:25:26.164-07:00to all the moms out there...<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lLb-a-EZiRI&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lLb-a-EZiRI&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Agihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16778381024099306149noreply@blogger.com0