he's done it again

Blogger just wasn't doing it for me anymore. As the great Bill O'Reilly would say, "the fucking thing sucks!" Actually, my taste has been growing more esoteric over the past few months, and B-Sides was always temporary. Last week I discovered a new platform, one that has unlocked my deepest darkest fantasies and brought them to life.

Come join me will ya?

P.S. Update your feed monster.

sour grapes

Party leaders accused the actors Harrison Ford and Cate Blanchett yesterday of promoting crude, anti-Soviet propaganda in their new film, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. They have urged Russian moviegoers to boycott the film and told Ford, 65, not to visit the country.

Indiana Jones and the wrath of the Communist Party

restatement of principles

oh, the horror

"It was a contractor IT error. It was not the fault of the Sydney Football Stadium or the FFA."

Apology given after anthem gaffe

weezer hearts youtube

Go see how and why.

golden haze

Just going with the flow on this one...

after a couple vodka tonics and a handful of ludes janie decided to exercise

just a flesh wound

wwld?

Resistance is futile when Lenin gets overlooked

if you'd like to make a call

a tribute to anton chigurh

arms wide open

Vagner Love and Julio Baptista winning the Copa America 2007 for Brazil.

when we was fab

Emmanuel and Cesc.

agi's top three prospective juror excuses for avoiding serving on the r. kelly case

1. I would change the age of consent.
2. I (heart) R. Kelly
3. I blame R. Kelly for Sept. 11

Let's remember what he's on trial for...

por favor

IMPORTANT: Before booking your selling, please remember:

The purchase of this ticket does not admit refund.

Do not fold the printed ticket.

The selling in advance does not have any reduction or exemptions, only children under six years will be free entrance.

The Prado could use a better translator.

and next week they'll be borrowing against frozen orange juice futures

The centerpiece of Schwarzenegger's budget is a novel plan to ask voters for permission to borrow $15 billion from Wall Street against future earnings of the state lottery, and to temporarily raise the state portion of sales taxes -- now 6.25% -- by 1 percentage point if voters reject the proposal in November.

"As the deficit grew these past few months, I knew that we could not solve this crisis by cuts alone," the governor said in presenting his proposals. "We had to get creative."

Yeah, I guess you could call that creative.

I prefer the Governor when he's being a bit more honest.

welcome to the avalon, 2007

you know you're a redneck when

You eat dried animal products with rednecks on the label.

domestic violence never looked so cool

I'm digging The Kills new album Midnight Boom, but me thinks the concerned proggel folk will not dig their latest video.

the craze sweeping the nation

Photo-bombing!

dig yourself, lazarus dig yourself...

When the deputy opened the last closed door, she smelled "decaying matter" and noticed something piled on what appeared to be a toilet. Lewis told her it was Middlesworth's body, the complaint said.

Lewis told the deputy that Middlesworth had died about two months earlier, but that God told her Middlesworth would come to life if she prayed hard enough. She said she couldn't say anything more until she spoke with her "superior" — Bushey, 57, also known as Bishop John Peter Bushey.

Kids, mom lived with 90-year-old's corpse for weeks in Wis.

via We Love America More Than Anyone

email i just received from oc weekly

Win a Kobe Bryant Vitamin Water Package!

Huh?

Now there's two things I don't need: vitamin water and basketball.

Agi don't play that.

i just gotta say

Them folks at UEFA did a stellar job on the Euro 2008 site.

25 days to go.

why i like arseblog

Tomas Rosicky will miss Euro2008. In fact, I have exclusive news. Tomas Rosicky has been ruled out of life until 2019.

I need a fucking breakfast roll and some coffee and the only thing I have is the coffee. I would trade you all the coffee I had for a breakfast roll now. I may have to go to Tesco. I can’t drive though because I’m still about 92 over the limit. Walking is for cunts. Jesus, this is one shit morning.

More tomorrow.

It ain't just any Arsenal blog - it's fuckin' excellent.

to all the moms out there...

let's invade

definitions

People sometimes ask me, "Hey, Agi...what is The Pime?"

I coined the phrase about ten years ago while watching The Wizard of Oz accompanied by Dark Side of the Moon - or I may have been playing guitar with some Pinot Noir. I'm not sure. Anyways - I defined the phrase a few years ago on Urban Dictionary - you know, that site where the Generation Y kids present their bizarre lingo to the world. I completely forgot about my contribution to the urban dick until La Rana sent me there looking for Superman's Ho, or something.

Well, it appears some punks decided to embellish to my initial definition with a more lyrically perverted concept of the pime:

A strand of cum suspended between any two points, usually between one person's mouth and another person's genitals.

Uh, that's not really what I had in mind when I created this word. But I do like definition #4.

God bless the internets.

...and God damn America!

magic triangle

A promo for the Cesc Fabregas Show featuring Matt Lucas of Little Britain.

tikal, petén, guatemala 2006

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foz do iguaçu, 2004

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The most beautiful spot on planet Earth I've visited thus far.

ever heard of a safety?

GARDEN GROVE – An 83-year-old man was accidentally shot in the buttocks by his son Tuesday morning, Garden Grove police said.

A man working at Ernie's Smoke Shop at 10678 Katella Ave. got a gun from under the counter to take to the back and clean, but the gun accidentally went off, hitting his father in the backside, Lt. Robert Fowler of the Garden Grove police said.

Man shoots dad in butt

he's a rabbit in your headlights

...for El Serracho who just can't look away. In fact, these vapid plastic shells are everywhere this week. I can't look away either.

The horror, the horror...

the look of longing

Nothing turns on the ladies more than blowing cherry-scented carbon monoxide in their faces.

hard to the core

Yes, but do they return the favor?

his better half

If she really loved USA then she'd drive an American car.