he's done it again

Blogger just wasn't doing it for me anymore. As the great Bill O'Reilly would say, "the fucking thing sucks!" Actually, my taste has been growing more esoteric over the past few months, and B-Sides was always temporary. Last week I discovered a new platform, one that has unlocked my deepest darkest fantasies and brought them to life.

Come join me will ya?

P.S. Update your feed monster.

definitions

People sometimes ask me, "Hey, Agi...what is The Pime?"

I coined the phrase about ten years ago while watching The Wizard of Oz accompanied by Dark Side of the Moon - or I may have been playing guitar with some Pinot Noir. I'm not sure. Anyways - I defined the phrase a few years ago on Urban Dictionary - you know, that site where the Generation Y kids present their bizarre lingo to the world. I completely forgot about my contribution to the urban dick until La Rana sent me there looking for Superman's Ho, or something.

Well, it appears some punks decided to embellish to my initial definition with a more lyrically perverted concept of the pime:

A strand of cum suspended between any two points, usually between one person's mouth and another person's genitals.

Uh, that's not really what I had in mind when I created this word. But I do like definition #4.

God bless the internets.

...and God damn America!

a new kind of violence

Accidents Happen, 2008.

please pardon the dust

Bear with me during this redecorating process. I am experimenting with new templates and want to spruce up the place. I already uploaded one I didn't like and it wiped out some widgets. Eventually I'll get the place to look half decent - but I'll never achieve the greatness in design that is A Discordian Dilemma - not on old blogger. By far, Ahenobarbus has the most visually stunning layout in blogtopia.

bear witness