you know you're a redneck when

You eat dried animal products with rednecks on the label.

the italian bitter orange

Crushed Ice
2 liberal shots Sweet Vermouth
2 liberal shots Campari
Juice of 1/2 a Valencia Orange

tits and ass now part of a balanced breakfast

The Simpsons has been dropped from morning TV in Venezuela after being deemed unsuitable for children - and has been replaced by Baywatch. The popular US cartoon about the yellow dysfunctional family was branded "inappropriate" and pulled by the country's television authorities. Caracas TV station Televen has started showing episodes of the beachside show in the same mid-morning slot.

Link: Simpsons ditched by Venezuelan TV

what's the frequency, vera?

Fox 11 morning news show helicopter pilot/traffic reporter Rick Dickert may have the name. But my heart will always lie with the beautiful Vera Jimenez. The best part of waking up - besides my morning cup of Joe - are her glorious blue screen traffic reports.

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