definitions

People sometimes ask me, "Hey, Agi...what is The Pime?"

I coined the phrase about ten years ago while watching The Wizard of Oz accompanied by Dark Side of the Moon - or I may have been playing guitar with some Pinot Noir. I'm not sure. Anyways - I defined the phrase a few years ago on Urban Dictionary - you know, that site where the Generation Y kids present their bizarre lingo to the world. I completely forgot about my contribution to the urban dick until La Rana sent me there looking for Superman's Ho, or something.

Well, it appears some punks decided to embellish to my initial definition with a more lyrically perverted concept of the pime:

A strand of cum suspended between any two points, usually between one person's mouth and another person's genitals.

Uh, that's not really what I had in mind when I created this word. But I do like definition #4.

God bless the internets.

...and God damn America!

what's the frequency, vera?

Fox 11 morning news show helicopter pilot/traffic reporter Rick Dickert may have the name. But my heart will always lie with the beautiful Vera Jimenez. The best part of waking up - besides my morning cup of Joe - are her glorious blue screen traffic reports.

you can thank the permatemps for this one

Nothing conveys the serious threat of car bombs like an official State Department document titled "When Broken Down Vehicles Go Boom!"