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dig yourself, lazarus dig yourself...

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When the deputy opened the last closed door, she smelled "decaying matter" and noticed something piled on what appeared to be a toilet. Lewis told her it was Middlesworth's body, the complaint said.

Lewis told the deputy that Middlesworth had died about two months earlier, but that God told her Middlesworth would come to life if she prayed hard enough. She said she couldn't say anything more until she spoke with her "superior" — Bushey, 57, also known as Bishop John Peter Bushey.


Kids, mom lived with 90-year-old's corpse for weeks in Wis.

via We Love America More Than Anyone

let's invade

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ever heard of a safety?

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GARDEN GROVE – An 83-year-old man was accidentally shot in the buttocks by his son Tuesday morning, Garden Grove police said.

A man working at Ernie's Smoke Shop at 10678 Katella Ave. got a gun from under the counter to take to the back and clean, but the gun accidentally went off, hitting his father in the backside, Lt. Robert Fowler of the Garden Grove police said.

Man shoots dad in butt

he didn't know

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CNN, the gift that keeps on giving.
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kate beckinsale would rather eat vagina than sushi

but we're still fantastic

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